I wasn�t going to make an entry this evening, but FUCK IT I am going to record this because hopefully I�ll get so wasted tonight I forget it�s happened and will need a written reminder.
So�I was on my way to my parent�s house about an hour ago, dog in car (Matt�s away for the weekend paintballing) and I hadn�t even pulled out of the end of the road when�
�CRACK�
�and that, dear friends, is the sounds of some BASTARD CUNT MOTHERFUCKER throwing two stones through the rear passenger window of my car.
Needless to say the cowardly cock-sucking* son of a whore had secreted himself in an alley so I didn�t see or hear anything. B-man came and found me (Matt must have called him whilst I was having a nervous breakdown and sobbing into the steering wheel refusing to talk to him) and he thinks it was a group of 5 or 6 lads that he passed on his way to me (apparently they were throwing traffic cones and crap at the buses) but I�m pretty sure that I�d have heard that many people running away (due to the fact that I slammed on the anchors and�well�there was no fucking glass in my rear side window so I could hear what was going on out there)
Okay, that�s really all I have to say because the dog is winding me up no end by trying to shag Sally (fat old golden retriever�really Fletch, do you have no standards. She could be your Grandmother!) and causing loud barking matches.
RRRRRRAAAAAAAGE!
*I originally tried to write �cock sucking� without the hyphen�I�m so glad the grammar check knew how it should really be written!
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