I want Canada!!!
This morning I trudged to work in the rain...so, to make everything better I got some coffee (coffee�not latte�not cappufrappumoccachino�just water through coffee beans and milk. I�m converted) and a bagel with cream cheese.
I have four words�
I WANT TIM HORTON�S
(It�s a coffee franchise (started by an Ice Hockey player! May be why I love it�)�I don�t specifically want something of Tim Horton�s)
I want coffee that isn�t bitter�I don�t want to have to put FOUR sugars in�
I want a WHOLEMEAL bagel�I want enough cream cheese to SWIM in�I want to feel high while I�m eating because it�s THAT DAMN GOOD.
I also want to have paid a damn sight less for something that is SO MUCH BETTER.
(I also want to have sunshine all day every day, to be too hot in the EVENING sun, to swim in crystal clear lakes, to snowboard down sparkling Blue Mountain and Jeep Safari through the woods in ANY weather�I want I want I want�)
Get the emigration papers ready�I�m off for a bit of Tim Horton�s (whatever he wants to give me)�
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Last Lemon Productions!
