Argh�don�t you hate it when you think you have something to say�when you WANT to have something to say�and you don�t?
I�ve been singing in the kitchen�and the bathroom. Not only because the acoustics make me sound like I can sing (and loudly) but it means I can greatly annoy my neighbours with my operatic booming! So far I�ve adventured into the vocal soundings of �Diamonds are forever��and�and�the name of that one song has obliterated all songs from my head�erm�oh yes, and that one that goes ��don�t bring about the clouds to rain on my paraaaaaaade!��so yes, I�m Shirley Bassey today :o)
Why do my dog�s ears smell like fart?
I think, it�d be more appropriate to ask my my WHOLE DOG smells of fart.
I think he has a fart problem.
�and if HE has a fart problem�then I have a fart problem�
Okay, I�m going to stop talking about it now�he�s taken it in the other room so I can start to put the issue aside.
:o)
he�s a mad little thing�and because he�s a mad LITTLE thing, he has to jump up to your height to get his point across, especially if you�re teasing him (aww�I have to add at this point that I feel supremely bad because he�s been crying and crying at me for the past 10 mins and I couldn�t work out what he wanted�and then a second ago he very gently pulled a ball out of my lap that he�d put there for me to throw for him *cries* I feel like a bad neglecty-dog-mommy�however weird that sounds!!!)�
I�ve also done what I said I�d do�finally�and here are some videos so that you can all see how badly I do when put on the spot (these are all first takes so you can actually see what a muppet I am) how weird my hair looks after I�ve washed it (but before I�ve combed it) and that I look better in blue. I should have been born a smurf. I could have been dreadette, smurfette�s rastsa sister�brrrrraaap.
Anyway�forgive the memory card failure�and enjoy!
(these have taken about 3 million years to upload�)
So�I�m watching you all run away now!! Hahahahahaha�..more videos and more waffle later :o)
MWA!
Commissioned from:
Last Lemon Productions!
