I am dead�
�.dead ill that is. I spent Monday trying to eject my stomach out of my body in a 14 hour marathon puking session! Woooooooeeeeee, that was LOVELY!! I then decided it�d be a great idea to drink Lucazade (henceforth known as pukazade) yesterday to get some sugar (and stop the quakey trembling) and guess what? Bright orange sick! So I spent two days in bed breathing like a pervert (huff huff huff) and moaning and rolling around and making myself sick because the natural way wasn�t quick enough�
I�m so charming aren�t I???
Just to cheer you up from that disgusting account of my bodily functions, here�s a picture of what happens when you pretend to be dead when Fletchy is around�(he is all better after his surgery now! LOVELY PUPPY!!!!!)
None of my sickness is made any better by the fact that I got NO SLEEP last night (I felt so uncomfortable and thought I was going to be sick but quite blatently wasn�t�and ended up sleeping on the floor in the living room) AND the Fletchypig has a poorly tummy and keeps doing these HORRIFIC garlicky farts which make me scream and light lighters in an attempt to BURN the smell away before I heave.
YUCK.
FUCKINGSHITTYBOLLOCKS�.
That�s how stomach infections make me feel.
It�s also how UNI makes me feel. The GITS haven�t signed me up for my modules (well, they�ve signed me up for the WRONG ones�the problem? Well�the ones I actaully WANT to be on might not be running now because not enough students have enrolled) and haven�t informed me of ANYTHING and it was only because I was ill and tried to email a lecturer to apologise for my absence that I actually found all this out. They don�t seem to want to tell their students ANYTHING.
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh�but hopefully that tomorrow�s lecture (and meeting with the course director) will get some of the weird footledupness sorted out?
BUT!�in some good news�
MATT IS GREAT!
Well�he�s a Great Uncle anyway! Wow�a GREAT UNCLE at 27 years old. That�s got to be some kind of record? Maybe?
We went to visit Matt�s sister Nella, niece Abbie, and the GORGEOUS Madison on Sunday�she was born on 24th September in the morning and weighed 7lbs 11oz :o) they say she looks like Benny off Topcat, but I think it�s LIES!!!!
�and here she is having a cuddle from Uncle Jon (Matt�s big Bro)�
Ain�t she lovely??? :o) and just because babies are lovely�here�s a picture of the BEST baby in the world, and her lovely gorgeous Mom�who I love LOTS!!! (this was taken during�THE ATTACK OF THE BLUEBERRIES!!!!�yum!)
and urgh�.my tummy hurts so I�m going, but not before I assult you with pictures of me trying on Matt�s Oakleys to prove that they weren�t too big for me�and they were :o(
�and proving that sometimes, one pair of Oakley�s just ISN�T enough!!! (did you know that the guy who designed Oakley�s and their wonderful lenses/frames/sweat-adhereing rubber named the company after his DOG??? I�m imagining a friendly old golden retriever!)
bzzzzzzzzzz��.(check out that fuzzy forehead! I�m covered in bumfluff!)
Sending you love and promises of emails to everyone who I�ve neglected!!! *HUGGLES*
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