Second entry in one day! Yes! I�m loving this broadband at home lark! Wot wot!
Anyway, last year before I started my job, I took Steph on holiday (well, if you can call 2 nights on semen encrusted sheets a holiday*) to Western-Super-Mare and she took some pretty good photos of the two of us, so, here I am in all my glory (No! I have clothes on!!!)�Hello!�please excuse my face, it always looks offensive like that�
�and here is Steph also in all her glory, but NOT in Western-Super-Mare apparently. Yes, I�ve lost the plot. Here she is in a FISH AND CHIP SHOP (just to clear up any confusion�.and yes, she did tell me off)�can you believe she�s only 15?
Can you see the similarity? Yes, the madness lurking at the back of our eyes is the same. She�s slightly MORE mad�
* Yes, you read right�We got to this so called B&B with a �Pool� and �Sauna� only to find that our luxury room was actually half of the garage. The room was open when we got there, the mugs and that were dirty, there were hairs in the bed (why didn�t I think???Why didn�t I think about hairs in the bed???). The pool looked clean till we jumped in (and stirred up the crap), and the sauna can only be described as half a shed with a lethal heater in it�and a shelf. The first morning I woke up to find that (in the darkness of climbing into bed) I had inadvertently slept in someone�s dried wet patch. The B&B owner admitted that she�d left it open and someone MAY have slept in it overnight (like�hmm�a TRAMP maybe??) and then the cleaner MAY NOT have cleaned it. Oh, you don�t think?
Yes�I am the world�s most unfortunate person�
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