Mmm, I love Saturdays�It�s the one day of the week I KNOW (well, I hope) that Matt will go off and fuck around with his paintball buddies, leaving me to relax, do what I want (and ultimately fret about how much he�ll shout if I don�t do any housework�then eventually get up when I know he�s on his way home and run around like a mad thing tidying tidying tidying, and then worrying if it looks like I only spent half an hour�you get the picture!) within reason�
Today I�ve walked the dog�
�innee cuuute!!!! He always has to find a stick�and if you hold it up in the air you can get quite a good picture of him�
�and if you wave the stick to get his attention you can get a good picture of his impending attack�
:o) and then we came back, put some washing on, ate a Pop Tart (I�m a rock tart but I�ll go to the light side, just for breakfast) drank some tea, and now I�m sat here with more tea and my Saturday smoke, getting prepared to go to my parent�s and take on my sister�she is my NEMESIS (in that she�s more mental than me and her constant randomness really wears me out. The other day she renamed us all. I am now Lubleesa, Matt is The Mattsta Rasta (Brrraaaap! As she said herself) and Fletch is�Le Fleck Cock-A-Leg (because he COCKED HIS LEG!!! like a big boy dog! He�s only done it once so far and to be honest, I�m quite glad. He STILL has to use his paper in the flat and if he starts cocking his leg up the airing cupboard (next to his paper) I will NOT be a happy LouBee!)
As you can see from the photos, it�s a gorgeous day outside, and when the freezing cold wind isn�t trying to rip your ears off (I had to put my hood up on my hoodie�don�t be a menace to south central whilst walkin your dog in a hood�hee hee) it�s really warm and lovely�pretty clear too, hence�
PANORAMA!!!!
Playing with my phone today, I decided to take 3 shots of the view from our balcony�let�s see if my little art project came anywhere near working�
And it sort of did!!! Imagine it lines up...go on, I dare you! :o) I like it, I'm ery proud! The view more than makes up for the crappy shitty cold flat (my fingers are numb and I can see my breath frosting in front of me�grrr and brrr) and when the weather is good we can stand on the balcony and really enjoy it.
WOOOOOORK
�Okay�so, I DIDN�T get the job in SBS, and it was all down to my interview BUT, I�m actually really glad I didn�t get it. The guy who did get it works really hard and he�s taking all kinds of exams to qualify him for underwriting etc. This move will give him experience that�ll help him get promoted to underwriter even faster (that�s how it worked for Jess) and he really needs that opportunity, whereas I, who doesn�t really fel inspired (how diplomatic) in this environment, really don�t need it, I just wanted it for a change of pace without the hassle of getting to know a new company. I think it�s given me the push to start thinking about what I really want to do as well. Inevitably, all I WANT to do is fuck around all day and be able to read, play online, go for coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks and not have to do a god-damn THING�but that�s never going to happen. Instead I think I�m going to have to do something off the wall (for me) like start my own business?�scary�but I�m definitely going to start reading up on what I need to start thinking about (and I know it�s a lot), but maybe this really is the way to go? It�s an idea I�ve been entertaining (as a comedy performance of course) since my second year of uni�could I have been right all along?
:o)
AND FINALLY�MOOBS!
Sadie and Lawrence (from now on Loz�Lozenge�Wozza) were pissing themselves (yes! Literally!) laughing the other day, having a LOT of fun with the word MOOBS. Man. Boobs. Moobs. I neednt go into the details of their conversation, save to tell you that at one point Loz asked Sade if she liked putting her head between them and going *shaking face rapidly* phhwbwbwbwbwbw�
Oh, and he also said (rather worryingly) GET YOUR MOOBS OUT FOR THE LADS!�cuz lads LIKE man boobs! But yes�Moobs, use this word!
Moobs out!
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Last Lemon Productions!
