Wow, so this is going to be a pretty disjointed entry I think.
Firstly, I can add pictures now so here are my belated pictures from LONDON! Okay, so they�re a little, erm, samey�but they�re the only ones I took!
So�Da da da daaahhhhh�The Erotic Gherkin! It�s a building in london, you may have seen it�it certainly gave me an hysterical moment or two�
And�Miss P stroking the Gherkin�ooooooohhhh�mmmmmmmmmm
And�Me grabbing the Gherkin in rather a painful manner�bad picture courtesy of P�I think she has a better one I can steal though!
I am very impressed with the Gherkin. I think it might be a teeny weeny bit apparent�
BLEEP BLEEP
We took Fletch to the vet�s yesterday�I can�t believe I didn�t write about it! Anyway, he needed wormer and to be chipped, and I was totally expecting a big needle to insert the chip, but when the vet pulled it out I almost flinched through the wall and back into the waiting room. It must have been about 4 fucking millimetres across�I couldn�t imagine that, I don�t even want to imagine that! My poor poor dog :o(
On the up side, we now know that if he gets lost there�s more chance of him being returned to us�and we can put him on the scanner in Tesco and fuck up their systems�if we want to. He even has a cute little green tag that says �I am chipped�Please scan me� and that makes me smile. I feel sick at the though of losing him, and my stupid overactive imagination runs wild at the thought of something happening to him. Even when we�re walking and he�s off his lead I worry (oh paranoid me) about someone grabbing him or hurting him�there�s so many sickos out there.
ONE MAN AND HIS HONEY BEES!!!
I just watched the most wonderfulest and best programme�One Man and His Honey Bees! I learnt a little about Bees, for instance, I always thought that Bee Keepers used smoke to make the bees dozy so they wouldn�t sting, but really, the smoke makes the bees think that their home is in danger and they load up with honey goop, �packing� to move house essentially. All the stuff they load up with, intended to start a new hive somewhere else, makes their bodies stiff, and as bees need to bend their abdomens to sting you, they find it very difficult and therefore, don�t! Clever bees! (And clever Bee Keepers!) Oh I love bees!
BOOOOOOOORED!
Work was so boring today! The last day of the month is a huge huge rush to get all the policies booked and we all stress out in case we don�t get it done and we have to stay late�but then the first day of the month, the system is down so we can�t book anything new, and can only do Estarts (not even going to bother explaining, it�s dull dull dull) but there�s never enough for everyone so we all ended up dragging out the day but fucking around online at the same time. I thought it was great to be honest, I got to catch up on a couple of diaries (or �Dairy�s as I wrote in the case of the Moo�very apt, clever clever stupid fingers!), we could chat a lot of the day and it was relaxed�but it was also very very long, and despite being able to read, I still had to work. It just meant I had to work for five minutes, then read for one while the screens loaded�but better than nothing! :o)
Anyway, as well as all that, I also got bored enough to take a picture of my computer�well, the toys sat on it anyway�
Doesn't SpongeBob look happy to be alive? Very cheering!
Grumpy came in a mug (dirty Grumpy!)(that I�m pretty sure Kate bought for me for one birthday? Nice sentiment anyway�ha ha, it�s true at work, to say the least!!!) that I also use for work, the teddy is from mom, the fairy and the buddha (who is mean to hold incense but I like to have him there so I can rub his belly in hope of a pay rise�also, ha ha) are presents from Steph�and SpongeBob (my gorgeous SpongeBob�how I love you) is a 59p Burger King kids toy! I had another one with him dressed as a matador with a big spanish guitar, but I gave that to Ozel as a leaving present because she loved him as much as me. I want to collect more!
I was also messing about with white tac, as u might be able to see from the picture above, but as is much better depicted below�I made a little gandalf hat and decided, as he was the best one really, the Buddha really needed it, just for a while anyway. Here he is modelling the hat, with SpongeBob looming in the background, ready to knock it off with a boomerang (ooh er!!!)
:o) I even got Gurps making a bowler hat and a spliff for her teddy�it was a very distracting 15 minutes!
Okay�it�s most defintely bedtime! ];o)
Nighty Night!
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Last Lemon Productions!
