I want to swim with the Turbo Fish!
Being in work for 7 in the morning makes me feel very smug. Okay, so I had to leave a sleeping boyfriend in bed (I HATE that so much�couldn�t he feign being awake until I leave? Just to make me feel better???) and then stand in the pouring drizzle (okay, so it wasn�t pouring, it was being that fine rain, the kind that soaks you right through�the worst kind of rain that is, when IT�S SPITTING!)�but, BUT, I do get to watch the sun rising out of my MASSIVE office window. It hasn�t started yet, but soon I�ll be able to see purple clouds with a tinge of pink creeping along the bottom of them. Either that or I�ll see a sheet of drizzle.
I�m sure I learnt something else from the TV this morning. I was trying to remember what it was on the train but my brain had gone temporarily offline�I think that trying to access the memory has corrupted the file. I�ll try again later.
And, Oh! Does no one listen to me??? I have been harping on about rhinitis for days, so I wasn�t expecting this:
Matt: ARGH!
Myself: What? What�s the matter?
Matt: It�s my fucking blocked nose, I can�t breathe in and I can�t blow it out *commences violent breathing in and blowing of nose, both to no effect, just to prove a point*
Myself: You have RHI-NI-TIS! It�s nothing to do with snot it�s�*explanation*
Next time I learn an interesting fact I feel that this may be more effective:
Myself: Hello wall, I have something interesting to tell you�
OH NO!
It�s Jess�s last day here before she goes home for Wobs�This makes me sad as once she is gone I will be a lonely pebble on a beach of sand. Well, I may be exaggerating�no-one in this office is that bad, my feeling of impending doom is showing me how bad office life is really though. Jess and I don�t even see each other throughout the day much, other than synchronising our tea breaks (as Richard so eloquently put it) so we can get in a quick natter whilst our tea stews into something that�ll keep us awake, so it�s not like I rely on her to keep me entertained or anything. It�s just nice knowing that there�s one person here who not only understands the way I think (most of the time) but thinks the same way!
MY MEMORY CONTINUES TO FAIL ME�
But I have set my brain on �search� so maybe it�ll come up with some kind of a result at lunch time?
I have to ask myself though, I�m sitting here trying to remember something I �learnt�, BUT, if I can�t remember it then surely, I didn�t actually learn it? It�s probably more that I heard it, thought it sounded interesting, and then let the information fall out of my ear. Yes. It�s definitely that.
I�ll keep thinking anyway�
(totally can�t believe I�m posting this before ten past eight in the morning!!!)
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